Phewf Alf Ckez

Phewf Alf Ckez (/fuːf/ /alf/ [best] [figure]) is a subtropical Town located in Dragondell Dutchy, Dähechanxya Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Phewf Alf Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Phewf Alf Ckez was founded by Fyëgèj Zehndtubckexu, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Phewf Alf Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 17°C (62°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a pleasant 25°C (77°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold 9°C (48°F). Phewf Alf Ckez receives an average of 224 cm/y (88 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Phewf Alf Ckez covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 3532 m (11587 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Phewf Alf Ckez was founded durring the early 15th century in spring of the year 1435, by Fyëgèj Zehndtubckexu. The establishment of the new community went well, though many minor issues had to be solved as time went on. This was enough to delay construction and push back the formal opening ceramony, leading to some embarisment for Fyëgèj Zehndtubckexu.

Phewf Alf Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 15th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Phewf Alf Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature delicute timber framework hidden behind layer upon layer of finly ground plaster bleached to an almost glossy white sheen, with green clay tiled roofs and decorative brass-leafed trim. Even the smallest, poorest looking structures appear to be expencive thanks to the extreem elegence of the organic shapes and paterns going into their lofty, spire-y, vagly gothic designs. The more well off folks live in identicle homes, save for even shiner trim and a more whimsical appearance to their structures flowing forms.

Phewf Alf Ckez is was constructed arround several restrictive cobblestone mainstreets which cross one another at certain axies, with smaller streets branching off of them to premit acess to the many buildings deeper into the road network. The overall fashion is remenessent of a circulatory system, or other organic construct, and is quite effishent in its design. The town is protected by a humble stone fence which is tall enough to provide adiquite cover for defenders to fire from, but no more than that. Unfortuantly, these peasent-grade are in extreem disrepair, so much so that one cannot tell if they are decaying from a lack of mantance or damage incured.

Something in your gut tells you that you may be unwelcome in Phewf Alf Ckez. The town seems like it’s not showing you the side of itself it would show to others. People mostly ignore your questions. Many folks ask you to leave their establishments, even before you’ve walked inside them.

Civic Infrastructure

Phewf Alf Ckez possesses a city-wide Aethary Link which provides Aethary access anywhere within its metropolitan. This allows citizens who can afford the relevant devices access in their places of work, and rarely homes.

Phewf Alf Ckez has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Phewf Alf Ckez. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Phewf Alf Ckez's parks.

Phewf Alf Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Phewf Alf Ckez.

Phewf Alf Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Phewf Alf Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Phewf Alf Ckez has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Phewf Alf Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Phewf Alf Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Phewf Alf Ckez possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Town. Phewf Alf Ckez's grid is powered by hydrogalvanic generators.

Phewf Alf Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Phewf Alf Ckez's natural decorations nor waterways.

Phewf Alf Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Phewf Alf Ckez has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Phewf Alf Ckez's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is based upon new and innovative technologies of construction and the idea that form should follow function. It was an embrace of minimalism and a rejection of ornament. The style became characterized by an emphasis on volume, asymmetrical compositions, and minimal ornamentation..

In Phewf Alf Ckez there are unidentifiable people in the fog, but it seems to be okay.

The Thoqqua near Phewf Alf Ckez are known to be more aggressive than normal.

Phewf Alf Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves creating small tokens to channel Invocation energies of tier 1 via throat singing.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Phewf Alf Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

404 of Phewf Alf Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 25 work in Agriculture
• 90 work as Craftsmen
• 33 work as Merchants
• 66 work as Service Workers
• 39 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 61 work as Civil Servants
• 37 work in Cottage Industries
• 19 work as Artists
• 22 work in Produce Industries

872 of Phewf Alf Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 26 (2%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Phewf Alf Ckez is accessed from a nearby river via an intricate series of locks.

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History

Phewf Alf Ckez's residents established a new industry (1996 % 6)+1 years ago, and it’s making them a great deal of profit. Old patterns of authority and wealth are being disrupted, and the old gentry are unlikely to be pleased about it. They may be trying to take over the industry, or they may have been the ones to enable it in the first place and are using it to crush the life out of any rival power bases. Outsiders might be playing a major role as well, and it could be they plot to siphon off the profits.

The the a rowboat of Elven High Magic, an a rowboat imbued with potent amounts of Elven High Magic energies was created near Pér Ǐä Nêōw by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.

History